Thursday, 18 September 2008

The Credit Crisis - an off-the-wall explanation


It’s all about walls.

Lehmans has gone to the wall. HBOS and AIG have had their backs against the wall. Bankers everywhere are climbing the walls. Wall Street is in turmoil. Labour rebels are banging their heads against a brick wall. The writing is on the wall for Gordon Brown, who will almost certainly be first against the wall in the next elections.

Oh to be a fly-on-the-wall in Number 10 at the moment...

On the plus side, Walls Ice Cream are launching a new flavour...Credit Crunch.

Ho ho ho.
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ps: I would like to make it clear that Walls Ice Cream have no immediate or future plans to launch a flavour in homage to tightened lending restrictions. I would hate for this blog to cause a run on Walls Ice Cream shares and have queues of panicked customers withdrawing their ice cream from Walls depositories around the country.
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